Mar 12, 2009

Real Dumb-blond Jokes From a Brunette

These are two things a brunette friend of mine said last Friday while she was with me and a group of our friends, playing Dungeons and Dragons. Note that this girl is almost 18-years-old and has a GPA of over 4.0

In the game, there was a statue that we joked would somehow cause every character who rubbed it to become pregnant. She said "But the men couldn't get pregnant!... Oh, I guess they could have a c-section in order to deliver..."

Again, in game, there was a machine trying to kill the characters. It had a weapon similar to a chain-saw. She disputed the Dungeon Master who was describing the construct and said, "Ben, how could it have a chain-saw? There's no where to plug it in."

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