A Few More Jokes

From now on I will call this brunette "Marzet" as this is the name of her character in D&D. That way she remains mostly anonymous and I can quit calling her "the girl" or "the brunette."


While playing D&D...

DM: You enter into a huge room, 100' long by 75' wide. The walls, floor, and ceiling are all made of polished black stone and it gives the room a never-ending feeling. In the center of the room, 50' from you, is a statue of a humanoid skeleton, brandishing a longsword that has an unearthly glow... Marzet, it's your turn.
Marzet: How far away from [the skeleton] am I?
DM: 50 feet.
Marzet: Oh, still?


Player: Druids don't leave tracks.
Marzet: Oh! Neither do you!
Player: Yeah... I'm a druid...



Ahh, maybe it is cruel of me to write this up here, but it's all so funny. It's lots of fun for me, if no one else, to look at this and remember good times... hilarious times. :)