More Blond Jokes From the Same Brunette

There are two floors to my house. Between the lower and upper floor, there is a grate that allows heat and sound through to the upper floor, where I, this brunette, and a few of our friends were sitting on a couch. Up through the grate came the sound of instruments and a man singing on the downstairs T.V. One of our friends asked, "Is that Johnny Cash?" The brunette friend said, "No, it's just the T.V."

Really, I'm not making this up.